Great Uncle Dom came to visit me today and we went to West Wittering. He is a magician and I am looking forward to being able to understand magic so I can appreciate his mad skillz. Anyhoo, Mummy had just fed me and was going to give me to Dom for a cuddle. Daddy warned that sometimes I vom after I’ve eaten so best if Mummy has me. How right he was. No sooner than he had said that, I vommed all over Mummy! LOL!
This pic was taken seconds after that moment.
I was asleep on Mummy and she took this ace picture with her phone with one bloody hand! How clever is she!?
LOOK AT MY HAIR!
My newborn hair got rubbed off and my real hair is coming in thick and fast now. I reckon I will be in a shampoo advert pretty soon.
I have started smiling now. God damn, I am so cute.
We don’t have many pictures of Mummy, Daddy and me. Carl took this one on the beach. It was fun.
Carl is my Deity of Your Choosing Father. It’s his version of Godfather, obv. He has bloody massive hands. (And it really lovely. I was crying and he sang Wu Tang Clan to calm my ways down).
Mummy and Daddy took me to the pier in Brighton. We had fun. I insisted Mummy took this picture of Daddy and me. It’s hilarious! It looks like I have a grown up’s body, but I am only little! Comedy gold, right there.
I don’t remember what I was dreaming about here, but I bet it was really bloody nice. I look well happy.